Tyrese didn't know where he was. One minute he had been smoking with his crew, and the next he was being blinded by lights and his high was completely gone.
"Ok, Taylor, look over here."
Tyrese looked to the man talking with a confused face. He looked down to see a much smaller body than he was used to, one that was white and had breasts.
"Man, the fuck is this shit?" He said, grabbing his boobs. The photographer was confused, to be sure, but tried again to get Ms. Swift's attention. Of course, nobody knew at the time that the Great Shift had just shifted a black gang member into the pop star's body.
"Ms. Swift, would you please focus? I need to get this shot for your video."
Tyrese looked up from his boobs to the guy trying to boss him around and his gang instincts kicked in. Nobody bosses Tyrese around 'cept Tyrese.
"Man, you can suck it." Tyrese said, thrusting as he showed the photographer where to suck. Of course, there wasn't actually anything there to suck, but the irony was lost on Tyrese.
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I do believe I owe you all two captions for the missed day yesterday. Hence why today shall have four. Sorry for the inconvenience XD
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