Lucky

Eric sat down to collect his thoughts. His day had gotten very weird, very fast. He had just started out for the day when the Role Exchanger paid his school a visit. His first change wasn't too bad, his hair only changed from brown to blonde. But for the next he exchanged genders with one of his friends, who was very upset at suddenly being a guy. Eric thought things couldn't get much worse as he examined himself, but then he was struck again, this time trading his small A cup breasts for sizable C cups. And finally, as he tried to escape from the bright blue light, he was struck one more time and has hid fashion sense and skin color exchanged with one of his school's goth kids. Now, he sat by a tree outside of his school after finding a corset he felt comfortable wearing off the tan goth girl who didn't need it any more. People all around him were screaming and running, some of them complete abominations of humans. Seeing a man run away with three sets of enormous breasts, and watching the blue light fly away to afflict somewhere else, Eric counted himself lucky to be who he was.